Love him or hate him, the man knows how to bring home the education bacon.
$1.67 billion increase (7.65%) + $2 billion in Smart bonds (9.1%) = $3.6 billion tidal wave.
All of the budgetary hand wringing and apologizing in Albany has resulted in a
Jaw Dropping 16.5% spending increase in one year!
It’s party time at the biggest employer in YOUR town!
Who cares? Your school is going to need extra mattresses to hide this much money.
Right now school boards across NY are busy tossing out the “we’re starving” budget from last week and replacing it with a shiny new example of where to stash those free greenbacks so they can still claim they’re starving. With all of this extra cash, it’s going to be a tough job this year. Those financial wizards of the purposefully vague & confusing spending plans haven’t seen this kind of money swamping in at least 2 years. For them, this is the after-party… Let the good times roll with billions in EXTRA Free Cuomo Bucks!
Time is short – the big money will vanish fast into the annual industry standard excuse… the mysterious “unfunded mandate”. According to media wonk’s – everything from floor mops to ergonomic chairs are mandated and unfunded. Make your plans now & get your piece of the hot fair share action. Don’t think twice about school employees… they got their contract cash coming no matter what the budget big shots say.
Not sure what to ask for? Don’t bribe the teacher with a free apple, DEMAND every classroom spending budget be tripled with FREE money from the pseudo-gods of Albany! The teachers know where to spend that classroom money better than any fat cat school bureaucrat. Give em’ a classroom spending spree of mind numbing epic proportions! Remember… classroom spending accounts really are for the children!
Everybody knows there is power in numbers… band together with your rebel friends -show up to that budget meeting and yell louder than anyone else! Dive head first into this annual cash orgy – show those special interests and board scrooges how to party!
Don’t try to fix this year’s problem – that’s ancient history. Be Progressive! Demand they back up those cash laden dump trucks into the future classrooms of your own children. Be self centered – Be greedy – It’s OK! Your efforts will help every child behind yours for years to come… there is no shame in that!
Those jerks wouldn’t have the guts to print this headline “Schools bursting with cash” …that would wipe out a year’s worth of sob stories. They need this money to go away fast to save those ad dollars & to keep you away from the biggest multi-million dollar spending party in town. No need to RSVP!!! Get in there and fill up the student swag bag!
Final budgets are due soon for the big vote in May… we’re talking extra billions to be spent in the next 6 weeks! This kind of free money bonanza may not come around till the next election season. Hurry – billions in Free Cuomo Bucks will disappear faster than a 3rd world aid package!
Nobody ever sends pre-approved free money back to Albany. Act now! Get the student’s fair share today!